Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
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1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with
i was gonna say “why is everyone in animes teenagers why is the fate of everyone on earth always left up to a teenager” and then i realise its because teenagers are the ones gonna be watchin the anime so we can identify with the characters more. plus i dont think anybody would be excited to see grandpa get in the robot
what the fuck are you talking about id pay money to see grandpa get in the robot
Don’t add me on Snapchat
Fact: This is a first person shooter.
See, this is what gaming should be all about.
I would be the motherfucker ruining the party by being a dick and shooting. Because in a game about shooting, I like to shoot.