when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you
Complimenting an artistic friend’s work
its so accurate because i have been in both sides of the situation
what if u walked into ur kitchen and kanye west was lovingly preparing cookies for u and quietly rapping to himself in a happy tone that would be so beautiful
no one man should have all that flour
“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone
The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.
"Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!"
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
*at a job interview*
interviewer: tell me more about yourself
me: Welcome To My Twisted Mind